Ah, the classic tongue twister! Here's the fun answer: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? According to a playful estimate by wildlife expert Richard Thomas, a woodchuck could chuck approximately 700 pounds of wood if it really could chuck wood. This is based on the amount of dirt a woodchuck moves when digging its burrow, translated into an equivalent volume of wood. So, while woodchucks don’t actually chuck wood, if they did, it might be around 700 pounds! Would you like me to share some more fun tongue twisters or facts about woodchucks?