Here are some funny jokes that you might enjoy:

• Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
• What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
• Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
• Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
• Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
• Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasnt peeling well!
• What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
• Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy!
• What do you call a can opener that doesnt work? A cant opener!
• Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems!

These jokes are sure to make you and your friends and family laugh!