According to the search results, "What We Do in the Shadows" premiered its fifth season on July 13, 2023, and has a total of nine episodes. The episode titles and brief descriptions are as follows:

1. "The Mall" - The vampires discover the mall.
2. "A Night Out with the Guys" - Nandor and Laszlo have a night out with Sean and his friends; Nadja discovers the source of her bad luck.
3. "Pride Parade" - The vampires help Sean host a Pride parade; Nadja helps her doll achieve a long-held dream.
4. "The Campaign" - Colin runs for office; Nandor makes a new friend; Nadja reconnects with her roots.
5. "Local News" - Coverage of a local water main break brings unwanted attention to the vampires.
6. "Urgent Care" - When Guillermo is injured, Nadja takes him to urgent care; Colin has trouble feeding.
7. "Hybrid Creatures" - Nadja gives back to her community; Laszlos experiments have some unexpected results.
8. "The Roast" - A roast held in Laszlos honor reveals dark secrets.
9. "A Weekend at Morrigan Manor" - The housemates are invited for a weekend away at the manor.

It is worth noting that the information on the episode titles and descriptions may contain spoilers for those who have not yet watched the show.