Here are some funny "Would You Rather" questions to enjoy:

• Would you rather have a permanent clown face or always wear clown shoes?
• Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?
• Would you rather always have to sing instead of speak or dance everywhere you go?
• Would you rather have spaghetti for hair or sweat maple syrup?
• Would you rather have fingers as long as your legs or legs as short as your fingers?
• Would you rather never be able to eat hot food again or never eat cold food again?
• Would you rather be able to talk to animals but they hate you or be able to talk to plants but they ignore you?
• Would you rather always smell like cheese or always smell like onions?

Would you like more funny questions or ones for specific topics?