"How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives" is a satirical parody book by Zachary Auburn, published in 2016.

Book Overview

The book humorously imagines teaching cats about gun safety, abstinence, drugs, Satanism, evolution, and internet dangers through a Q&A format from the fictional "American Association of Patriots." It originated from zines that sold over 35,000 copies and blends whimsy with right-wing parody concerns.

Key Themes

• Gun safety principles like securing firearms in safes or locks to prevent access by cats or children, always treating guns as loaded, and modeling safe behavior.

• Broader topics including resisting peer pressure from other cats, community pet safety education, and responsible ownership.

• Humorous scenarios stress real vigilance around firearms and household hazards.

PDF Availability

A PDF summary version exists online, outlining chapters on gun safety importance, principles, respect, peer pressure, pet safety, and community approaches, but full official access requires purchase from retailers like Barnes & Noble or Penguin Random House. Digital borrow options appear on platforms like OverDrive.